A Priest, a boxer, and an unemployed guy walk into a bar, and ... what's that?

Heard this one before?

Likely not: In this week's asap sports roundup podcast, RAY KUGLER considers the futures of Evander Holyfield, Joe Torre and Priest Holmes.

That, and a few other bits of wackiness from the sports world, in your regularly scheduled "Everything but Cricket."

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Listen to the podcast here: http://asap.ap.org/data/interactives/_sports/podcasts/1019asap_cricket.mp3

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Ray Kugler is asap's senior audiovisual reporter, based in New York.