They call it the injury "bug," but the way things are going this year, it's as if a gargantuan swarm of injury locusts has descended on the delicate sprigs of our young fantasy season.

Football is a violent game, but come on! The NFL has seen more groin injuries per participant than the "Ballet for Beginners" class at the retirement home.

In this asap fantasy football podcast, JOSH L. DICKEY and JOSH HOFFNER try to make sense of the new reporting rules - and recklessly speculate about some of the more delicate ongoing injury situations.

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Download the podcast here: http://asap.ap.org/data/interactives/_sports/podcasts/1018asap_joshes.mp3

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Check out the Two Joshes - now on video! - here: http://video.ap.org/v/default.aspx?ge0d947af-0904-4634-ba22-ef77b247e7e1&f&fgemail

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Josh L. Dickey is asap's sections editor. Josh Hoffner is the AP's New York City bureau news editor.